HALL OF SHAME
A permanent record of every soul who has achieved the distinction of being in deep shit. History does not forget.
Dr. Anthony Fauci
Former Director, NIAID
Presided over the most controversial public health response in modern American history. The tribunal has reviewed the evidence. The tribunal has opinions.
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Corporate Executive
Details classified pending ongoing tribunal review. Sources indicate the situation was, by all accounts, extremely deep.
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Political Figure
The charges are numerous. The tribunal ran out of paper. Suffice to say: very deep. Historically deep. A new benchmark for deep.
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Tech Industry Leader
Announced a product that did not work. Blamed users. Announced it again. It still did not work. The tribunal took note.
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Media Personality
Said a thing on television. The thing was wrong. Said it again. The tribunal has a long memory.
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Celebrity
A meltdown of considerable proportions. The tribunal watched. The tribunal judged. The tribunal found the defendant wanting.