DR. ANTHONY FAUCI
The tribunal has reviewed the evidence. The tribunal has opinions.
CHARGES FILED
Presided over the most controversial public health response in modern American history with the confidence of a man who has never been wrong about anything.
Changed official guidance so many times that the tribunal lost count and had to start over with a fresh legal pad.
Appeared on television approximately 47,000 times between 2020 and 2022. The tribunal's television is still recovering.
Funded gain-of-function research. Or did not. The tribunal is still deliberating on this one.
EVIDENCE SUBMITTED
Congressional testimony spanning multiple sessions, multiple committees, and multiple definitions of the word 'gain.'
Email correspondence released under FOIA. The tribunal has read them. The tribunal has thoughts.
A book deal. The tribunal notes the timing.
This profile is satirical. The tribunal is not a real tribunal. Dr. Fauci is a real person who served the United States government for over 50 years. Whether he is in deep shit is, per our mandate, entirely up to you.
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